Little Hoog’s perception of the human world


Hoog is another of my main characters. He is an elemental sprite, and as such has a very different outlook to that of a human. He might be small and mischievous, but he is a tough little guy … here are a few of his thoughts on the human world

1: “You want me to be a lert. Okay, me be a lert…. er, boss, what is a lert?”

2: “Sure, I can do that, boss.”

    “Will you stop calling me boss!”

    “Okay boss.”

3: “Him’s thinking with him’s head again… this is not good!”

4: “Oh, me eat too much cake!”

5: “You have mate, human…? No, you too old to have mate!”

6: “Stop hitting Hoog…!”

7: “Boss, that be a d dr… it a dragon…!”

8: “We sure show them, boss.”

9: “Me not feel well, bad magics in the air!”

10: “Hah, you just big poo-head… you listen to Priff next time!”

 

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